It took me 4 times to pass my road test. I told everybody I passed my third time and they all believed me - I mean, who hits a car three road tests in a row? - and I drove for a year with no license, just praying I wouldn't get stopped. (Sorry, Dad) Maybe that's why I'm such a slow and nerdy driver today. Anyway, if it took me several years to master driving a car, it's going to take me a few more weeks to figure out all the ins and outs of this website. I tell you this because I just discovered a bunch of emails I should have answered weeks ago but I didn't know they were there. So, sorry Karen and Jenn and Neil from the great ska band The Brothers Ignatius, and Jessica and Mike from TOG (you have a kid?!), and Barb and Autumn and Tasha and the nice guy from Nigeria who wants to help me secure $20,000,000 from a bank account by using my Social Security number. I will get in touch with each of you as soon as I can.

And if you've been meaning to write but haven't, now's a great time to do it! That way I can put my website skills to the test. It's sortta like parallel parking, only I have to keep my eyes open. Wish me luck!